reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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