There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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