Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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