Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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