he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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