belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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