There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I think a kid would responsible me up
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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