Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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