Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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