Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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