We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just high enough for therapy.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Randomize
