Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Congratulations! We have a period
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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