found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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