In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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