brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
