I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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