last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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