Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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