I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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