We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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