So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
too bad you live with your parents still
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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