she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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