Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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