So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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