you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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