Soap is not a condiment
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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