Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm passing your future prison.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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