C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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