I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
porn star boner night. come get it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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