Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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