we have pet lesbian snakes
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
honey bunches of taint.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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