Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
wow bdsm is so cute
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