That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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