WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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