she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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