Are we in a gay sports bar?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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