Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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