North Korea, Best Korea!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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