Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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