So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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