Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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