he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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