check it out our google latitudes are spooning
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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