Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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