You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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