So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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