Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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