if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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