Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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