I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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