AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Still dying that you shit outside
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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