But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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